August 18, 2005: Joke | Clocks

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at  the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What  are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone  on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will  move. "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"  "That's Mother Teresa's.   The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter  responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,  telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's  Bush's clock?" asked the man. Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using  it as a ceiling fan."