October 10, 2008: Joke | Blond takes a bite

Two blonde girls were taking their first train trip to
Arkansas on the train. A vendor came down the corridor
selling bananas which they'd never seen before.

Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the
train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she
looked across to her friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."