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August 17, 2008: Before you pose with The Shocker.... or the Show Stopper...

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 THE SHOCKER - TOTALLY APPROPRIATE AROUND GEORGE BUSH!

LEARN WHAT IT COULD MEAN! 

Introducing The Shocker...  
You can figure out the rest...



2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the *****
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the *****, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the *****, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the *****
2 for the team, 1 in the steam
2 in the *****, 1 up her ass
2 in the goo 1 in the poo
2 where the meat goes, 1 where the heat blows
2 in the blood, 1 in the mud
2 in the *****, 1 in the pucker
2 in the meadow, 1 in the ghetto
2 for the moan, 1 for the groan
2 if its newer, the 3rd in the sewer
2 for the squirtin, 1 for the hurtin
2 in the clam, 1 in the jam
2 like a hag, 1 like a fag
2 for the team, 1 for the scream
2 in the belly, 1 in the smelly
2 in the bush, 1 in the tush
2 for the bore, 1 more for the whore



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2 FOR TAMMY, 1 FOR THE TRANNY
August 19, 2008 10:02:54 | Keep up-to-date -->  Subscribe to Comments... | Subscribe to Comments by Email
The Shocker SONG:

Do you want the shocker, True
don't say false to me.
Turn around and bend on down
and spread those cheeks for me.
The little finger goes into your ass
the thumb it tickles your clit.
The two big fingers go into your cunt
while my other hand pinches your tit.
Some girls squirm and some just laugh
and others they like to flirt.
These are the hookers we're lookin for
to swallow our great big squirt.
The ring finger gets bent in close
so it doesn't create a chafe.
On the area between your ass and your cunt that we pledges refer to as RAPHE!
July 06, 2009 04:00:20 | Keep up-to-date -->  Subscribe to Comments... | Subscribe to Comments by Email
This is crackin' me up: The Shocker is the hand gesture used at the University of Houston. Go Coogs!
July 28, 2009 16:57:39 | Keep up-to-date -->  Subscribe to Comments... | Subscribe to Comments by Email
haha...its also the hand gesture for sigma gamma rho!!!
August 03, 2009 00:48:13 | Keep up-to-date -->  Subscribe to Comments... | Subscribe to Comments by Email
Don't get it confused...shocker IS a sexual gesture...

You guys are thinking of thepitchfork in which the middle finger and index are seperated....Get it right
May 17, 2010 03:05:17 | Keep up-to-date -->  Subscribe to Comments... | Subscribe to Comments by Email
2 for the clit, one in the sh** 2 in the stubble, one in the bubble 2 in the crease, one in the grease 2 where it leaks, one where it reeks 2 for the hottie, one where its naughty 2 in her parts, one in her farts 2 for the cheese, one for the squeeze 2 in the clap, one the crap 2 where its creamy, one where its steamy 2 in the jar, one in the brown star 2 in the smut, one up her butt 2 for the hump, one up her rump 2 for the let's go, one for the hell no 2 for the wench, one for the clench 2 in the muff, one on the brown stuff 2 for the hood, one where it's good 2 where it's easy, one where it's sleazy 2 to slide in, one for the grin
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2 for the loot, 1 for the hoot
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2 for the loot, 1 for the hoot
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Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
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2 on the pole, 1 in the hole
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