"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse....
I go to work running like a deer.......
I work all the day like a donkey....
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses.....
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.....
I am like a rabbit before my wife..........
Doctor: Are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
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August 01, 2008: The life of me!
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period."
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means
you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse....
I go to work running like a deer.......
I work all the day like a donkey....
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses.....
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.....
I am like a rabbit before my wife..........
Doctor: Are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning
itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.