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June 26, 2008: Joke | Noisy Kid
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver
and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd
be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues
with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I
would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets
angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your
mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"