January 24, 2008: Valentines Jokes

Girl to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the warning."

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my
pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour."

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"