Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
'My friend is dead. What can I do?'
'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There's a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'
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September 07, 2007: Joke | Two Hunters
Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
'My friend is dead. What can I do?'
'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There's a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'