August 15, 2007: Joke | Professor

54 / 18 = 3

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you
receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be
at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician
that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."