August 10, 2007: Joke | I need it badly

What if you were on your way home, just about to open your door to get inside
when the girl next door gives you this note?

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon,
but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and
coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping
around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of gum?