A. Mermaid. :)

As long as the fish stays quiet, B. is a great option.

B. both smell the same

LOL. I can always staple Angelina Jolie's picture on the fish head!

Definetly the mermaid...but after a while I am sure I will regret it with all the yip yap. HAHA!

This cartoon is very demaning to women. I am not impressed.

Answer: C: None of the above.
Can I choose a mer-man instead? :P

HAHA. that's cute. I would choose A. We look into each other's eyes, share stories, and go swimming together... Option B doesn't exist!

B. of course. A is nice and all, conversation, nipples, pretty mouth. Blow Jobs are good. But eventually she wont shut the hell up, she is gonna ask you to do her all sorts of bullshit considering she cant walk around. Eventually it would be very annoying no matter how nice she turns out to be. Option B on the other hand, Buttsex for one. (trust me fish sodomy isnt nearly as good)... Vagina is of course very nice. You can see that Orgasm look in the her fishy eyes. And remember fish can give blow jobs too. Overall she could walk around and wouldnt be completely helpless. And the sex would be good. The only creepy part is the whole fish sounds thing, And im sure most men can overlook that.

A if she is good with her mouth ... or hands at least. =D.

Mermaid have all the advantages, she can have sex and she does'nt talk.

I'd take B, cut it up, cook it and eat it

LOL mermaid by far..........why does it always have to be about sex? haahhhaaah

Why does no one understand that you're on an UNINHABITED ISLAND, with NOTHING TO EAT! Christ, just take B and eat it.

I'll go with option A. Being a mermaid, she can gather the fish for food. Not sure if Mermaids eat fish though.