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January 17, 2007: Joke | Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the
car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told
her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over
to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks
her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
out of the circle three times!"