A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.
“You’re alive!” he cries. “Where have you been all this time?”
“These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week,” she replies.
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November 01, 2006: Joke | Kidnapping
A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.
“You’re alive!” he cries. “Where have you been all this time?”
“These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week,” she replies.
“But you’ve only been gone two days…”
“Yeah, I’m just here to get something to eat.”