A woman woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in the bed. She heard him in the living room sobbing and weeping like mad.
She asked him, ''Honey, what is wrong?''
He replied, ''Well, remember when you were 15 and I was 19, and you got pregnant, and your father said I either have to marry you or go to jail for having sex with a minor?
Well, this is the day I would have gotten out of prison.''
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October 06, 2005: Joke | Rather Go to Prison
A woman woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in the bed. She heard him in the living room sobbing and weeping like mad.
She asked him, ''Honey, what is wrong?''
He replied, ''Well, remember when you were 15 and I was 19, and you got pregnant, and your father said I either have to marry you or go to jail for having sex with a minor?
Well, this is the day I would have gotten out of prison.''