28/01: Sylvester Stallone at age 62 - Toned & Inked for The Expendables

This is the most recent pic of Stallone who is getting ready for The Expendables.
The man is in his sixties and looks in top shape.  Definitely worth posting and sharing.

 Sylvester Stallone ready for The Expandables 

27/01: Her Cute Dog.

This may seem like a cute big dog on her side... but take another look at the rest of the the pictures.  It's not the sort of pet you want to keep around families - I'd be pretty scared if my kid has a pet like that!

:: Click to see full size image


24/01: David Bergman 1,474-Megapixel Pic of Obama's Inauguration

This is an incredible large-scale panaromic photograph of the
Obama Enauguration ceremony. You will definitely have to
ZOOM IN to see the details of all the people in the photograph.

>> Click here to see David Bergman's incredible photo

23/01: Joke | And that's how the fight started.....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law
a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.The next year,
he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"
I replied "Dust".

And that's how the fight started.....

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something
shiny that goes from 0 to 200

In about 3 seconds...I bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started.....

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her
and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started.... 

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of
Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar
of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....  

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for
some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....

"Do all things with love."

13/01: Astralia offers best job in the world....

SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian state is offering internationally what it calls "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months.

The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday.

In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of "a few minor tasks" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.

The successful applicant, who will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.

"They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas.

"The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world."

Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown.

"Traditional tourism advertising just doesn't cut it sometimes and we are thinking outside the box by launching this campaign."

Queensland Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.

"I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said.

"This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."

Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.

For more information and link to application, please click here >>

Job Application Link:

10/01: 9 Things we all hate about each other...

  1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
    where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
  2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for
    the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
    channel manually. 
  3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
    You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
  4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is.
    Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
  5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12
    to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 
  6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did ya sunshine?
  7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then
    there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
    there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 
  8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing
    anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 
  9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
    yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?