07/09: Joke | Two Hunters

Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

'My friend is dead. What can I do?'

'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There's a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'

06/09: Joke | Young pregnant woman

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and
he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth
move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in
such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus
I could not help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an
advertisement which read, coming soon: The Gold Dust Twins.'
Then she moved under one that read, Sloan's Liniments Remove
Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement which read, William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then I
could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she
sat under an advertisement which read, Dunlap Rubber would have
prevented this accident."

He won the case.