29/04: Who needs SEO services?

If you own a personal website and do not need the attention, your search engine ranking will gradually increase over a period of time--assuming your content is unique and updating frequently. This might take a few years to decades. However, if you need visitors and generate sales to your web site, Search Engine Marketing is the answer. SEO (Search Engine Optimization) will generate targeted traffic increases with great returns on investment. SEO earns substantially better ROI than PPC Ad Word services. Over 75% of your search engine visibility depends on SEO with approx 70% of clicks from search engines coming from the organic or natural listings.

SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is the most cost effective marketing tool for accquiring new customers and traffic. SEO is worth committing to professionally for your web site. SEO comprises of a multi billion dollar industry growing at a rate faster than any other marketing channel due to the large ROI SEO generates.

SEO (Search Engine Optimization) completed correctly performs strongly in the search engines and brings you the results with increased traffic and sales. SEO listings are free once achieved. Your first priority with SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is to ensure your web site is successfully ranking within the organic/natural results of the major search engines:
Google, MSN Search and Yahoo. If not, you are in need of SEO to increase your search engine rankings.

Successful SEO promotion services require extensive preparation, experience, talent, labor, and time. SEO campaigns require researching the best phrases/keywords to use and using SEO applications to apply the research on your web pages.

Search engines gain the trust of users and traffic by providing objective relevant information. This is why SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is so important: Your web site appearing on the first page of search results for a particular search phrase will attract targeted potential leads to your site. Once a visitor has reached your site from the search engines, it is now up to your web site to complete the process and provide something for that visitor. Increase your search engine traffic and rankings.

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29/04: Checking baby's diaper...

Checking baby's diaper.

Hey, just a little heads up if you ever need to change a diaper.

28/04: Speeding

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

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28/04: Last day on the job

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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28/04: Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

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28/04: Escaped Prisoner

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

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28/04: Glad to be drunk...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

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22/04: Subvertise - The art of the radicals...

I stumbled upon a very interesting and unique website. The following cartoon is one of the examples of radical art collection on the site.

CLICK HERE to see the cartoon.
CLICK HERE to see the cartoon.

"A well produced 'subvert' mimics the look and feel of the targeted ad, promoting the classic 'double take' as viewers suddenly realise they have been duped. Subverts create cognitive dissonance. It cuts through the hype and glitz of our mediated reality and, momentarily, reveals a deeper truth within." - Adbusters magazine 1999

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21/04: Top 10 outdoor store signs... check em out.

1.Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

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20/04: Basics of MP3 digital audio... its important stuff!

Got some lil pieces of info to enhance your MP3 knowledge. Learn it well and you won't be stumped when someone asks "Yo buddy, what's the bit rate all about anyways?"

What's the deal about bit rate?
A term widely used in audio compression is bit rate. It is the average number of bits that one second of audio data will consume. The unit used is kbps (1000bits/second).

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17/04: SSSwedish Meatballs

Swedish Meatballs

Today, we had some Swedish Meatballs. The picture here is a little close-up of the dish. They aren't that small in real life. They look like little greasy meatballs sitting in a dark red sauce.. yummm. After I made sure it was all-beef, I had a plate. It was served with steamed vegetables and white rice. The first bite was great...the second bite was even better. I was addicted. haha. Finished the whole dish in very little time. Anyways, just spreading the taste of some delicious swedish meatballs. I know it doesn't sound that great... haha. but it tastes awsome. A meal well deserved. Cheers

17/04: Welcome to

Hey everyone. I finally got as my domain. Some idiot registered a couple of years ago and will not let it go. He is offering $890 USD to change ownership. He still thinks he can sell domain names for that much! Haha. I am not sure what the demand is for but he's holding on strong. He has also increased the price by $30 USD since last year. So let's hope it works out for him.

Anyways, this is the place where I'll be posting pictures, jokes, etc. from time to time. If you have any questions or comments, please send them my way. Hopefully, I'll put some games on here as well. But it will be mainly for pictures of events and other personal stuff. Cheers and hope you enjoy the site.

17/04: Joke | Confession... haha

Becky was on her death bed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.

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17/04: Joke | Perfect breasts (funny!)

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.

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17/04: Joke | Big brass gong

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

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17/04: Joke | Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

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17/04: Joke | Viagara (haha, very funny)

An older man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra. The Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately, Please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail.

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17/04: Joke | How to beat a speeding ticket

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

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17/04: Joke | Hunting Lodge (too funny!)

Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees.

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17/04: Joke | Redneck vs. City Boy

One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the admiration on his face the rich man asked, in a cocky tone, "what, you wanna race farm boy?" Not one to back down to a challenge the redneck replied in a defiant tone "I sure do city boy!"

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17/04: Joke | Leroy

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

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17/04: Joke | A gynecologist

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

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17/04: Joke | Bored casino dealers

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.

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17/04: Joke | The drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

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17/04: Joke | London Police

Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick.

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